Hazel Jones, a U.K. woman diagnosed with ‘uterus didelphys’ – a condition where she has two wombs and two cervixes – has turned down a $1 million offer from Vivid Entertainment to star in her own porn movie. Or to put it another way, the only remaining porn movie that hasn’t already been made 7 trillion times will continue to not be made, at least for a little while.
According to Ms. Jones, don’t print up those Double Indemnity porn parody posters just yet:
According to This Morning, she said: ‘I have never received any offers of this kind of work nor would I never consider doing it in a million years.Hear hear! A very admirable stance, especially because now we won’t have to come across a link to that porn and spend forty-five minutes pre-justifying to ourselves why we have to click on it, then we watch it and realize nothing affects us anymore and the internet has hollowed us out indefinitely and there’s no reason to go on living then we watch a Parks & Rec and go back to normal.
‘I just want to be left alone.’
The best part of the article, though, is this comment from CEO of Vivid Entertainment Steven Hirsch:
Hirsch also promised to cover travel and accommodation expenses, as the film would be shot in Los Angeles.That changes everything! Jones wasn’t nervous because her specific medical condition would be sexually exploited and splattered all over the internet, she was nervous because she didn’t want to pay her own travel expenses. Now that they’re covered, FILM AWAY!
Hirsch wrote: ‘We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations’
“What should we start with? The Mirror Has Two Vaginas?”