Friday, January 13, 2012

Justin Bieber Unveils New mRobo Ultra ROBOT

Here’s Justin Bieber and two other people who aren’t Justin Bieber (OUTTA THE WAY YOU TWO NOTBEEBZ!) at the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas unveiling the ‘mRobo Ultra’ Bass Portable Speaker And Dancing Robot, a small robot capable of blasting music and dancing:

It’s a very tiny white man that cranks out beats, dances with flawless precision, and is immune to aging – ladies and gentleman, society has officially created a robot Justin Bieber. Could this be the crossing-over ‘Judgement Day’ point prophesied in the Terminator films? Since this comprises the entirety of my robotics knowledge, I can only say “Definitely yes.”

Check out an incredible video of the ROBOBEIBER in action:

Yep, it’s only a matter of time before a bunch of these malfunction and turn evil and it’s up to Will Smith to stop them, and also the bad ones have a red light so we can tell they’re the bad ones (too late to keep sh*tting on I, Robot? That’s a pretty evergreen reference, right? I don’t care if Justin Bieber was like negative eighty when that movie came out.)

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