Oh hey. What’s the largest gumball machine you’ve ever seen? DON’T EVEN ANSWER THAT cause it’s probably NOTHING, you not-large-gumball-machine-seeing PERSON! (Burn.)
Behold, the world’s largest retail gumball machine, standing 7 feet tall and holding 14,450 gumballs:
The machine currently retails for $3,900 at Hammacher Schlemmer, which as we all know, is not an actual store but a magical castle in the clouds that only appears if you are of elvish descent or are a literal billionaire. If you’re an elvish billionaire, you get 5% off. Enjoy your gumballs, elvish billionaires!