The Full 50 Shades of Grey Trailer Is Finally Here

Forget Mr. Grey finally seeing you—you're finally getting to see him. A few days after Beyonce 'grammed the tease watched round the world, the full trailer dropped last Thursday. Yeah, if you ever wondered whether Jamie Dornan was the right choice for the role, those doubts are about to melt away. Emphasis on melt. Enjoy.

Watch the Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer, Remember That It's Been You All Along, Andrew Garfield. You're the One.

I realize, after watching this Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer, that it's been way too long since we've had a good dose of Andrew Garfield. When I watch him as Spider-man, I'm basically just twiddling my thumbs through the scenes where he's in costume (uniform? didn't mean to emasculate superheroes at large there) so that we can get back to him being in either a t-shirt or a pea coat. His real superpower is owning those looks like nobody's biz.

Now, I do have one complaint about the trailer: NOT ENOUGH EMMA STONE. Trailer, you are trying to distract us with Andrew and his hair and... what was I saying? Oh, right. There better be more Emma in the next one. It's bad enough that Shailene Woodley got totally cut out of the movie. Don't skimp on the Stone!

Take a look, and start getting psyched for May (May 2, the release date, that is, not Aunt May—Aunt May looks pretty stressed, per usual).

And Now, Your Fifty Shades Movie Update

Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey have been cast, we've seen a first peek at them in character, and now, finally, Fifty Shades of Grey has begun filming. So, of course, it follows that frequent updates will be pouring in until the day we finally get to sit down and watch the dang thing. And buckle up, because this week is chock-full of brand-new Fifty Shades goodies:

First up, as I mentioned before, filming has begun!

But that's not all: Check out Jamie and Dakota in action filming what seems to be a very dramatic and sexy tea party.



Hey, tea is sexy, I promise. In other news, Rita Ora is adding a slash-actress to her pop-star status—she's been cast as Mia, Christian's adopted sister.



But even more interesting: There are rumors floating about that producers are considering releasing two versions of the movie—one rated R, of course, and one more explicit with a NC-17 status. Interesting.

So, tell me, which version would you see? The mainstream version or the racier one or both?

Watch Tina Fey Lay Down the Law in the Muppets Most Wanted Trailer

Nothing says "this day's lookin' up" like a brand-new glimpse of the Muppets, and this is a big one: The first trailer for Muppets Most Wanted just dropped. It features Ty Burrell sporting a pencil mustache and doing a delightfully vague accent, Salma Hayek looking flustered, Ricky Gervais not looking flustered, and Tina Fey looking improbably chic, considering she plays a retro-commando type. But, understandably, none of these celebs can upstage the moment where some Mupps belt out "Moves Like Jagger." Watch:



And now commit this to happy memory:

See you critters in 2014.

From The Hunger Games Catching Fire: Effie Trinket Wearing Alexander McQueen!

Attention all Hunger Games fans! A new image has been released from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, featuring Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark, Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss Everdeen, and the ever-crazy Effie Trinket, played by Elizabeth Banks. As expected, Effie is wearing another over-the-top look, this one from the Alexander McQueen spring 2011 collection! 

Look 28 from the fashion show is crafted of black and orange butterfly appliqués, that gather into a turtleneck-like style. Effie's look is topped off with a matching butterfly fascinator, mesh gloves, and black ankle boots. 

If this is just one of Effie's costumes, I can't wait to see what the rest of the film brings us. Are you excited to see The Hunger Games: Catching Fire? What else would you love to see Effie wear?

Get Excited: One Direction's This Is Us Full-Length Trailer Is Here

I won't bore you all with a lot of words because I know you really just want to get to watchin', but the full-length trailer for One Direction's behind-the-scenes concert film, directed by Mr. Morgan Spurlock, is finally here, and I think it have everything you 1D fans could ever want: Baby photos, Harry Styles getting pantsed, charming cute-guy antics, and lots of screaming girls.

Observe:

Who's excited? :)

15 Movie Prequels We Wish Would Happen

This weekend, the prequel to The Wizard of Oz, Oz the Great and Powerful, opened in theaters. I'm kind of surprised it's taken this long for an Oz origin story to happen because it seems like Hollywood makes a new prequel every week.

 

Taken: Following Liam Neeson's time as a CIA operative before he retired (whatever it takes to see him back kicking some ass!).
Bridesmaids: Maya Rudolph (Lillian) and Kristen Wiig (Annie) as BFFs and roommates in college—imagine all the party and dating high jinks that would ensue.
Mean Girls: Regina George's rise to power and the creation of the Plastics.

 

My Best Friend's Wedding: Before Kimberly. Before George. Just two best friends, who may or may not be in love with each other.
The Karate Kid: How did Mr. Miyagi become a karate master?
Les Mis: Back when they were happy—Les Heureux (?) I don't speak French, so forgive my rough translation.

 

 21 Jump Street: Just a whole movie of Jonah Hill as an Eminem wannabe.
Phantom of the Opera: I always wanted to know how the Phantom became, well, the Phantom. And, yes, I know both the 2004 and 1943 (yes, I've seen it) movies touch on it, but neither really left me satisfied.
Celeste & Jesse Forever: How they met and fell in love—and in this movie there's NO breakup, thank God.

 

The Little Mermaid: Why is Ursula such a, excuse my language, b-tch?
Kill Bill: We got a glimpse of the Bride's origin story, but what about the rest of the members of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad?
Breakfast at Tiffany's: Watch how Holly Golightly became so fabulous, use as a guide to life (except for that whole call-girl thing...).

 

Wet Hot American Summer: This one doesn't need a plot. I just want to see all my favorite comedians back for a summer at Camp Firewood.
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion: No, Romy and Michele: In the Beginning doesn't count. Redo.
Magic Mike: Because who doesn't want more stripping?

 

What prequels would you want to see happen?

In Honor Of The New Fast And Furious 6 Trailer, Here Is Ludacris Saying “They Got A Tank” For 2 Minutes

The upcoming Fast 6 aka Fast & the Furious 6 aka Ludacris is in this one is bound to be the the series’ greatest. I know this because someone told me so, and I trust their judgement.  And if you really wanna know how fast things might get, here’s the trailer:

Man of Steel Trailer

We’ve lived with the Dark Knight series so long, we frankly couldn’t imagine a superhero who wasn’t a little emo. Even The Avengers featured Mark Ruffalo‘s moody, broody Hulk. Luckily, as director Zack Snyder’s Tree of Life-looking teaser trailer suggested and the film’s new trailer confirms, Man of Steel‘s Superman is all about the feels. Even the film’s IMDB description seems intent on resetting our expectations of Superman: “An alien infant is raised on Earth, and grows up with superhuman abilities. He sets out to use these abilities to guard his adopted world.” Uh, you mean the story of Superman? Which everyone in the world knows by heart? Fair enough. While most superheroes tend to be somewhat emotional (does everyone’s parents have to be dead?), Man of Steel seems to score highest on the Brooding Superhero Trope scorecard:

1. A scraggly, waggly beard. The fact Clark Kent, the most clean-cut of all superhero alter egos, now has a luxurious face pelt suggests some moderate-to-heavy brooding. It’s all very Bruce Wayne at the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises.
2. Paralyzing self-doubt. “The world is too big, Mom,” Clark frets. Guess that explains the need for a Fortress of Solitude. Also, the trailer opens with baby Superman asking his mom for help. Can it get more emo than that? Somehow, yes!
3. Powerless father figure. Did Kevin Costner just tell little Clark that he should have let a bus full of school children drown? What kind of bunkum is this? No wonder that poor alien is so mopey.
4. It’s an origin story. Gotta have an origin story, baby! There hasn’t been a brooding superhero yet that didn’t get a film dedicated to his origin story.
5. Ruminations on the meaning of a man’s life. “You just have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be, Clark. Whoever that man is, he’s going to change the world.” Oh sorry, are we not supposed tear up over a Man of Steel trailer? They wouldn’t have made it so poignant if they didn’t want us to cry! See you at the theaters on June 14!

Cate Blanchett May Play Cinderella‘s Stepmother, Continue Our Love Affair With Evil Women

Angelina Jolie in Malificient. Charlie Theron in Snow White And The Huntsman. Kate Beckinsale in the Total Recall remake. Dakota Fanning in Breaking Dawn-Part 2 (okay, maybe that one is for us.) If we had to pick the biggest trend of 2012, it would be nail art. If we had to pick a bunch of trends for 2012, we would definitely put “amazing female villains” in the top ten. With any luck, Cate Blanchett could be joining that homicidal list soon. According to TheWrap.com, the Hobbit actress is currently “in talks” to portray the Evil Stepmother in Disney’s live-action reboot of Cinderella. Can we please suggest Paul Giamatti and Steve Buscemi as Cindy’s mouse friends Gus and Jaq? And force them to wear the original mouse-fits? Enjoy the 100 billion dollars we just made you, Disney!

Anyone who saw Cate kill it (literally) as murderous government strongman Marissa Wiegler in Hanna knows Blanchett can go dark. Combine that with her Academy Award for The Aviator and we are looking at one exciting malevolent stepparent! Just go ahead and get Kathy Bates signed on as Ursula and we can keep this love affair going, you guys! If we’re making these reboots, might as well do ‘em right!

Co-Hosted By Colin Farrell And A White Horse

I don't know if Colin Farrell is stealing that horse's hairstyle or if the horse is stealing Colin Farrell's hairstyle (SPOILER ALERT: It's the first one). Here's Colin Farrell on the Brooklyn set of his new movie Winter's Tale and based on these pictures and his overall look, he's either playing an Amish boy bander circa 1991 or he's playing a pilgrim hitman who was into New Wave before New Wave was a thing. Whatever the case may be, I still would and he's got so much kitchen grease in his hair that we wouldn't even need to buy lube!

Whoa, I Guarantee You've Never Seen Ryan Gosling Like THIS Before

America's boyfriend Ryan Gosling has reunited with his Drive direction, Nicholas Winding Refn, for a new crime thriller, Only God Forgives. Nicholas tweeted a first look at the movie's poster today, and let's just say it's, um, rather shocking. Look:

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Yikes, I do not like seeing my Gosling beaten up and bloody. Nuh-uh.

Sorry for showing you guys that. Here's a lovely pic of Ryan in all his handsomeness to off-set.

Ah. Much better.

Okay, Which One Of Them Farted?

Judging by the "It's seeping through my scarf, you nasty motherfucker" side-eye that Mila Kunis is throwing at Ashton Kutcher, it was totally him and it totally reeked like 5-day-old enema water and vinegar. Yes, so that's why Demi Moore starts screaming, "WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE ME? WHY????!", halfway through her weekly coochie and culo colonic.

Mila Kunis is in Rome, Italy shooting some movie called Third Person and her latest bad decision Ashton Kutcher is there with her ass. Mila and Ashton have been spending their time in Rome looking miserable, eating, looking miserable, eating, look miserable and eating :P