Here is one child’s touching, heartfelt ode to his “only friend”, Leonardo, the merciless, pizza-dropping leader of the Ninja Turtles. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a poem: rhymes, Pizza, Shredder, friendship, Cowabunga – you name it:
Hooray! The kid’s a regular RAPH Waldo Emerson.
Also, we wouldn’t be doing our blogger duty if we didn’t point out that this is quite possibly fake, but it’s awesome anyway, and we stopped caring about ‘realness’ like one soul ago (when we had one).