Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts

Friday, January 13, 2012

Justin Bieber Unveils New mRobo Ultra ROBOT

Here’s Justin Bieber and two other people who aren’t Justin Bieber (OUTTA THE WAY YOU TWO NOTBEEBZ!) at the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas unveiling the ‘mRobo Ultra’ Bass Portable Speaker And Dancing Robot, a small robot capable of blasting music and dancing:


It’s a very tiny white man that cranks out beats, dances with flawless precision, and is immune to aging – ladies and gentleman, society has officially created a robot Justin Bieber. Could this be the crossing-over ‘Judgement Day’ point prophesied in the Terminator films? Since this comprises the entirety of my robotics knowledge, I can only say “Definitely yes.”

Check out an incredible video of the ROBOBEIBER in action:


Yep, it’s only a matter of time before a bunch of these malfunction and turn evil and it’s up to Will Smith to stop them, and also the bad ones have a red light so we can tell they’re the bad ones (too late to keep sh*tting on I, Robot? That’s a pretty evergreen reference, right? I don’t care if Justin Bieber was like negative eighty when that movie came out.)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Lifelike Prince William & Duchess Kate Dolls

British toy store Hamleys reached into the depths of Team America hell and pulled out these terrifying dolls of Prince William and Duchess Kate. They nailed it! The Prince William doll looks like a nutcracker that can crack a walnut without even opening its mouth gate of big ass teefs. Just put a nut up to that doll and it will crack itself. That Kate Middleton doll would just stare at you with those raccoon eyes all night and waitwaitwaitwaitwait until you finally scream out, "Okay, I'll effin' marry you! You win!"