Tuesday, September 6, 2011

What Beyonce’s Baby Will Look Like..

At the VMAs, Beyonce Knowles revealed the baby bump heard round the world, while her babydaddy, Jay-Z, beamed ear to ear from the audience. It was one of those historic, planned-by-a-publicist moments that makes you look down at your own womb and feel so, so empty. But on the bright side, we now have a new celebrity spawn to worship!! Which can only mean one thing: Speculating what their baby is going to look like!

US forensic artist Joe Mullins has used the latest computer technology found in Sandra Bullock’s The Net to figure out what their kid will most definitely look like as a toddler. And Joe left no forensic sketch unturned, as he even had the horse sense to give their future beautiful baby girl (maybe) a luxurious blond head of hair, just like her Mom! She’s even wearing gigantic chandelier earrings! 

You know, I bet you Beyonce’s baby has that same look in the womb right now. Her sonogram is all like:
But what if this brilliant musical spawn ends up being a boy?
Aww, he’s adorable! And his hearing… nobody hears better than this kid.

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