Wednesday, September 7, 2011

21-Foot-Long Crocodile Captured!!

What’s that literary term for when life imitates art, but the art in question is a Sci-fi original movie?
No biggie (false!), I’m only asking because a TWENTY-ONE-FOOT-LONG CROCODILE was just captured alive HERE in the Philippines:

Jesus Christ, The Earth! TONE IT DOWN! You’re being TOO ABSURD. Am I gonna have to drape a big earth-sized “2 ABSURD 2 QUIT” baby tee on you? Haha

So how does a crocodile grow to be 21 feet long? The answer, obviously, is Betty White:

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