Homaygad!! No, this is not another video of a porcupine sucking on corn kernels. This is a preview from TLC's new special Virgin Diaries, which features two virgins, who have never kissed before, kiss for the first time on their wedding day.
NOTE TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE OUT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING DAY!
Do you want to look like a mama bird barfing up her entails into her baby bird's beak hole?
Do you want to look like Jennifer Aniston making out with the hand she painted a groom face and a bow tie on?
You know, we can joke all we want, but these two bitches found love and we're happy for them!