Tuesday, November 29, 2011

And Now, You May Eat The Bride's Face Off




Homaygad!! No, this is not another video of a porcupine sucking on corn kernels. This is a preview from TLC's new special Virgin Diaries, which features two virgins, who have never kissed before, kiss for the first time on their wedding day. 

NOTE TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE OUT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING DAY! 

Do you want to look like a mama bird barfing up her entails into her baby bird's beak hole?  

Do you want to look like Jennifer Aniston making out with the hand she painted a groom face and a bow tie on? 

You know, we can joke all we want, but these two bitches found love and we're happy for them!

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