In today's lesson taught by the Internet, we learn that when you try to steal a porcupine's corn on the cob he'll attack you with cuteness by sounding like an Ewok furiously m%sturbat*ng to Smurf porn in the middle of a windstorm.
Adorable. Somebody give Teddy Bear his own show! Better yet, auto-tune this and release it as his first single.
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