Showing posts with label virgin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virgin. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

And Now, You May Eat The Bride's Face Off




Homaygad!! No, this is not another video of a porcupine sucking on corn kernels. This is a preview from TLC's new special Virgin Diaries, which features two virgins, who have never kissed before, kiss for the first time on their wedding day. 

NOTE TO CHILDREN EVERYWHERE: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE OUT BEFORE YOUR WEDDING DAY! 

Do you want to look like a mama bird barfing up her entails into her baby bird's beak hole?  

Do you want to look like Jennifer Aniston making out with the hand she painted a groom face and a bow tie on? 

You know, we can joke all we want, but these two bitches found love and we're happy for them!