Tuesday, March 20, 2012

George Clooney Becomes Prison’s Most Eligible Rapechelor #FreeClooney

In America’s first ever case of reverse racial profiling, George Clooney had been arrested last week while protesting Sudan’s blockage of food and aid to its people outside of the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C. And whoo chillle, if I was a man in prison right now, I’d be pulling a Savion Glover all over my jail furniture in anticipation of laying eyes on the Cloonster. 

Yes, there he stood, wearing his manly beard and dad jeans, ever the stoic half-face Time Magazine cover, not once looking scared of jail. Which is perhaps the wrong reaction. Because I’m guessing he’s going to walk out of those barbed-wire gates looking like this:

Ahead, many many more photos of Clooney looking ever the corrupt politician.
[Photos: Getty]

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