If you’re the parent of an overly feminine little boy, choosing the right Halloween costume is crucial for avoiding humiliation during your family’s trick-or-treat outings. The Onion checks in with Anna Stephenson, the controversial fictitious author of Actually, He’s a Boy to discuss how to butch up even the fairest of fairy princesses.
And before the hate mail rolls in, let me make it absolutely clear that this is a joooooke. Giggles, not GRRR’s, y’all.
Which costume is your favorite?