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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Whoa, I Guarantee You've Never Seen Ryan Gosling Like THIS Before

America's boyfriend Ryan Gosling has reunited with his Drive direction, Nicholas Winding Refn, for a new crime thriller, Only God Forgives. Nicholas tweeted a first look at the movie's poster today, and let's just say it's, um, rather shocking. Look:

Yikes, I do not like seeing my Gosling beaten up and bloody. Nuh-uh.

Sorry for showing you guys that. Here's a lovely pic of Ryan in all his handsomeness to off-set.

Ah. Much better.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Is This What You Thought 50 Shades's Christian Grey Would Look Like?

Allow me to interrupt your daydream about Christian Grey, because according to the best-seller list, that's all anyone's doing these days. But don't get mad--I have a really, really good reason for it...what if I told you I interrupted to bring him to life? Well, in one of the most fun side projects ever, a psych professor at England's University of Central Lancashire has blended women's descriptions of 50 Shades of Grey's protagonist, Christian Grey, into a composite portrait. Curious? So were we! Have a look — it's academic research, after all!

The professor, Dr. Faye Skelton, was quoted as saying she hopes the portrait doesn't "intrude on anyone's fantasies." Ladies, I think we can forgive her.

Dr. Skelton made the picture using the same software used to make composite portraits of criminals, basing it on how the 12 women said they imagined Grey to look. She thinks the portrait could be used by Hollywood when they're searching for an actor to play Grey in the upcoming film adaptation. Ian Somerhalder, the brooding-and-oh-so-handsome star of the Vampire Diaries, has been linked to the role, but it's still open (Ryan Gosling rumors have been swirling, too!).

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Now Your Car Can Smell Exactly Like Ryan Gosling!

Hey girls, check out this car air freshener that will make your Donda Accord smell exactly like Ryan Gosling:

My oh my. What magical odoriferous compounds would combine themselves to create an air freshener modeled after Ryan Gosling’s own manmusk? What would my Mercury Milan transform into as it filled up with the aroma of this magical man?

I’m thinking initially, it would smell like your favorite grandfather’s cashmere cardigan, the fibers of which are embedded with years of pipe smoke and whiskey. Then the middle notes will appear: Grassy afternoons lounging in Central Park, drinking wine, laundry detergent followed by the unmistakable light sweat of a summer afternoon. Oh girl, wait a minute no. I’m getting some base notes. After the fact, the balmy aroma of smoking an American Spirit while laying exposed, tangled in Egyptian cotton, salty, limp with exhaustion but never wanting it to end.
That’s probably what this smells like.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

I would like to eat the sh*t out of this pancake!!!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Yes, some brilliant fan out there has fashioned a Gosling out of something as simple and human as Bisquick Shake & Pour, with brilliant results. Good jobv friend ;)

I love you RYAN GOSLING!!!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Oh No Biggie, Just Ryan Gosling And Bradley Cooper In A Movie Together

Smart Hollywood Person: Hey, you know who everyone likes? Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper. What if we–

Other Hollywood Person: What? What are you going to suggest??

Smart Hollywood Person: What if we put them in a movie together?

Other Hollywood Person: YOU ARE NOW THE PRESIDENT OF HOLLYWOOD! [Celebration automatically starts blasting]

Feast your eyes on the plot of The Place Beyond The Pines:

Luke (Gosling) is a professional motorcycle rider who turns to bank robberies [Note: If it ain't broke...] to support his newborn son, but when he crosses paths with a rookie police officer (Cooper) their violent confrontation spirals into a tense generational feud.

Cool! Hopefully they can somehow throw Robert Downey Jr. in there and rename it UndislikeableFest (which would actually be easier to remember and say than its actual title).