Showing posts with label movie posters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie posters. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2013

12 Nerdy-Awesome Movie Mashup Posters

Music mashups are old hat these days (sorry Glee, and various deejays)--but movie mashups. There's an idea. You've heard films describes as something meets something a million times over, but this takes it to the next level. Behold the posters:

This just makes me think Zoe Saldana and Robert Downey Jr. should do a movie together. Handsome pair.


But of course!


There's


Maybe my favorite.


No, scratch that, this is everything. PLEASE LOOK AT MR. POTATO HEAD.


Sad, mini-Jason Segel makes it.


Whoa! Hey. My brain isn't ready for this.
 
 This one wins best tagline: "He's hip, he's slick and he's only 50 years old." 


Jamie and LiLo should do this next Halloween.

Daniel is cautious, but Meg is into it.

Carrie makes a great Alice.

Hey, this one could actually get used.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Whoa, I Guarantee You've Never Seen Ryan Gosling Like THIS Before


America's boyfriend Ryan Gosling has reunited with his Drive direction, Nicholas Winding Refn, for a new crime thriller, Only God Forgives. Nicholas tweeted a first look at the movie's poster today, and let's just say it's, um, rather shocking. Look:
Yikes, I do not like seeing my Gosling beaten up and bloody. Nuh-uh.
Sorry for showing you guys that. Here's a lovely pic of Ryan in all his handsomeness to off-set.
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Ah. Much better.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Magic Mike

Panty Creamer Of The Day


 If a movie poster doesn't look like it should be printed on 3x4 glossy card stock and passed out by a twink in a sleeveless shirt in front of Micky's on Santa Monica Blvd., we don't need it!

 The Magic Mike hos obviously get that, because here's the A for effort, low-budget poster for that cinematic bulge party camouflaged as a movie (I'm hoping). This is some Village People night at your mom's favorite club sh!t. This movie better be like an episode of Dancing Bear. (Google that at lunch on your iPhone when you're in the comfort of the last stall in your office bathroom).

Thursday, January 12, 2012

A Very Unnecessarily Awesome Lion King Poster

Not sure why 2012 is randomly re-obsessed with The Lion King again, but I’m not complaining. Here, in apropos of nothing in particular, is a really amazing stylized Lion King Eric Tan: poster from illustrator 


Cool! If that had been the actual Lion King poster when the movie first came out, there’s no telling how financially successful that movie could’ve been.

So between Lion King 3-D coming out last year, then The Lion King Rises mashup, plus this poster, and Mufasa literally appearing to us in the Northern Lights, what is the world trying to tell us? STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, FACE YOUR FEARS, FULFILL YOUR DESTINY, AND GO KILL JEREMY IRONS LION. Will do!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Best Movie Posters Blog You’ll Ever See

We’re all subconsciously aware that all movie posters are basically the same, but we accept it out of comfort, familiarity, and good old fashioned just not really caring. However, for the sake of design-sanity and internet-amusement, someone named Christophe Courtois is currently destroying this phenomenon on this hilarious movie posters blog, which proves with thorough visual certainty just how similar huge groups of movie posters are.
Here’s one of many examples, the “Words Over Dude’s Dark Back” poster cliche:


The site is in French, so I can’t really read the descriptions of the poster-clusters, but I assume it’s just the phrase “Nice try, a-holes” written over and over again.

Check out the rest of the cliches at christophecourtois.blogspot.com. It’s really, really awesome. Good luck from now on, movie poster designers!