Okay, Which One Of Them Farted?

Judging by the "It's seeping through my scarf, you nasty motherfucker" side-eye that Mila Kunis is throwing at Ashton Kutcher, it was totally him and it totally reeked like 5-day-old enema water and vinegar. Yes, so that's why Demi Moore starts screaming, "WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE ME? WHY????!", halfway through her weekly coochie and culo colonic.

Mila Kunis is in Rome, Italy shooting some movie called Third Person and her latest bad decision Ashton Kutcher is there with her ass. Mila and Ashton have been spending their time in Rome looking miserable, eating, looking miserable, eating, look miserable and eating :P

Demi Moore: Topless And Brilliant

Here’s a picture Demi Moore tweeted of herself, topless, in the bathroom mirror:

Regarding the photo, Demi tweeted: “Remember…you’ve got your own back.”

In other words, BE CAREFUL. BE RESPONSIBLE. And, most importantly, don’t do anything that would doom you to being chastised by everybody, like taking a picture of yourself, naked, in a bathroom mirror and broadcasting it to 4,000,000 people. Have your own back, okay?