Okay, Which One Of Them Farted?

Judging by the "It's seeping through my scarf, you nasty motherfucker" side-eye that Mila Kunis is throwing at Ashton Kutcher, it was totally him and it totally reeked like 5-day-old enema water and vinegar. Yes, so that's why Demi Moore starts screaming, "WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE ME? WHY????!", halfway through her weekly coochie and culo colonic.

Mila Kunis is in Rome, Italy shooting some movie called Third Person and her latest bad decision Ashton Kutcher is there with her ass. Mila and Ashton have been spending their time in Rome looking miserable, eating, looking miserable, eating, look miserable and eating :P

It's James Franco As The Young Wizard Of Oz

This is what Disney got when they threw together $200 million, Sam Raimi James Franco, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams, Zach Braff (???) and slightly more special effects than your average Mimi photo shoot. This is the trailer for the prequel of Wizard of Oz, Oz: The Great And Powerful and it comes out next year after the world has ended :P

Mila Kunis Defends Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake is not making new music anytime soon. He’s said it, like, a million times in recent interviews. He’s found his calling, and it is ACTING. Good for him. Stick to your guns, JT, and just do you!

Apparently, you’re not actually allowed to ask Justin — one of the biggest pop acts of all time — about a return to music, at least if Mila Kunis is in the room. A reporter at a Russian junket for Friends With Benefits asked Justin the forbidden question, and when the translation didn’t get through to him, Mila Kunis snapped. She brought out her secret weapon — HER NATIVE TONGUE — and gave a verbal smackdown to the reporter, saying, “‘Why movies?’ Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”

Looks like someone’s gonna start wearing bulletproof vests and wrap-around Ray Bans, and she’ll probably still looking ameeeeezeeeeeeng. Keep on truckin’, Mila! Stay strong, Justin! You know it’s hard out here for a pimp singer-turned-actor!

Betty White Is Not Going To The Marine Corps Ball

Betty White has officially broken the fragile heart of Sgt. Ray Lewis, the Marine who did one full pull up (ONE FULL PULL UP) in the video where he asked America's forever sweetheart to be his date to the Marine Corp Ball. Betty did the opposite of what Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis did by turning his ass down. Betty said thank you, but no thank you, when the L.A. Times asked if she was going. Bitch has to work!

"I am deeply flattered and truly appreciate the invitation. As everyone knows, I love a man in uniform ... but unfortunately I cannot accept, as I will be taping an episode of 'Hot in Cleveland.'
Love, Betty White."

So now a Marine will go to the ball alone where he'll sit in a darkened corner stroking the corsage he made for Betty White out of Werther's Originals while fighting back lonely tears as the terrorists take to the streets carrying victory flags with Betty White's face on 'em. Nope. Still don't hate her. And now can we be done with all these damn invites? (Unless, a Marine is planning to invite a Kardashian only so that he can get her on stage and under a bucket full of pig's blood. If that's the case, carry on.)

Hot Marine Asks Mila Kunis Out On YouTube

All it took was nineteen seconds and some huge ballz to do what U.S. Marine Sgt. Scott Moore of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan did when he posted a short video on YouTube in which he asks to accompany the Friends With Benefits star/Black Swan Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina.

Sometimes, the potency of a strong, confident guy can really do the trick for a gal, which is probably why YES WE’LL GO WITH YOU PLEASE WEAR YOUR UNIFORM Mila said YES! The sexy movie star will accompany the guy (hey, he is fighting for her freedom) to the event, and if she loves her country, she should kiss him on the mouth because he deserves it :D

Video courtesy of youtube.com

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