George Hamilton officially had that thing that happens to famous people happen to him, in which they don’t divulge that they’ve had botched plastic surgery, instead opting to pretend that their faces don’t look like they are now strapped on with rubber bands, silly putty, and googley eyes.
Although, if the 71-year-old original tanorexic was going for a sort of Jellicle Cat motif (obviously inspired by Andrew Lloyd Webber‘s classic musical about — what else? — weird, sexy cats), then we shouldn’t be able to tell these two pictures apart.
One of these pictures is a recent photograph of George Hamilton. The other is of Jellylorum, an original member of the Cats ensemble. Place your bets!