Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Richard Simmons Serving You Dementia-Stricken Drag Queen As Poison Ivy

I LURVE this crazy old lady. Richard Simmons looks like the time Nana got cast as sultry villainess Poison Ivy in the home's production of Batman & Robin. Mother Nature and Uma Thurman can punch out early, because Richard Simmons' Poison Ivy poses are burning Beverly Hills to the GROUND. He even accessorized with butterflies like a true woodland diva does it.

And he has so many faces and emotions. He's giving you "Am I at the right bus stop?" "Ooh, is that the Gallagher's new poolboy?" "Thinking about the nighttime." and "A locked ward don't mean SHIT to POISON IVY." Never change, Richard.

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