I LURVE this crazy old lady. Richard Simmons looks like the time Nana got cast as sultry villainess Poison Ivy in the home's production of Batman & Robin. Mother Nature and Uma Thurman
can punch out early, because Richard Simmons' Poison Ivy poses are
burning Beverly Hills to the GROUND. He even accessorized with
butterflies like a true woodland diva does it.
And he has so many faces and emotions. He's giving you "Am I at the
right bus stop?" "Ooh, is that the Gallagher's new poolboy?" "Thinking
about the nighttime." and "A locked ward don't mean SHIT to POISON IVY."
Never change, Richard.
