Possibly the Funniest Holiday Ad Campaign This Year

This season, why not flip the holiday spirit on its head by treating yourself—and getting your friends and loved ones, uh, toothpicks? Check out British department store Harvey Nichols' hilarious new Christmas campaign, which is themed "Sorry, I Spent It On Myself," and comes with an accompanying line of gag gifts. For real—Harvey Nichols is actually selling a "Sorry, I Spent It On Myself" line of products this holiday. And, if you're more keen on looking out for number one while you're doing your gift shopping, this is the product range for you.

OK, I know you know this, but seriously, please do not buy your friends and loved ones rubber bands or toothpicks. Maybe socks, though. Socks are fine. Merry Christmas Squammy loves :)

Check Out David Beckham (& His Bum!) in Guy Ritchie's New H&M Commercial

If you belong to the exceptionally rare group of people who've had enough of seeing David Beckham in his underwear, look away now. But if you have a heartbeat and a working set of eyes, allow us to direct your attention to this supremely cool commercial by Guy Ritchie that features nothing but the footballer gadding about in his skivvies.

Is your Wednesday suddenly looking a lot sunnier, too? 

The Photoshop Awards: Madonna's "Truth Or Dare Naked" Ad

This picture doesn't even look real to me. If you told me it was a pencil sketch that Jack Dawson did while visiting a strip club in Mordor, I wouldn't call you a liar. But that said, I bet Madge doesn't look far from this in person. Madge works out about 29 hours a day, she gets her face pulled weekly and every day before she leaves the house, her minions prime, paint and shellac every inch of her skin. I bet that black outline around her body is real too. That black outline of evil is the final sign that Madge is about to sink her teeth into the nutsack of a barely legal boy dancer.

Chanel Found A Way To Make Their Brad Pitt Ads Even Weirder

THE HELL is all of this? I've never EVER wanted to buy a bottle of Chanel No. 5, but I might now (thanks to Papa Brad), because it's obvious who ever was in charge of making this wreck freebased that stankness for inspiration and I want to be that buzzed.

Bayo campaign spawns meme

I choose to make light of the situation ;)

Here are some screenshots of the current BAYO ads online: