5 Things We Would (And Will) Put In A Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Taco

With a sneaky Facebook photo, Doritos officially announced the long-awaited existence of the sister to the beloved Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco: THE COOL RANCH TACO BELL DORITOS TACO. Because everyone knows that Cool Ranch is the best Doritos flavor (I will fight you on this), and the conversion of the chip into a taco shell has been a wild success for both Doritos and Taco Bell.

That’s why, we’re preparing for the arrival of the Cool Ranch Doritos Taco by putting our favorite things in/on it.


Here is our Cool Ranch Doritos Taco rendering, aka a picture of the Nacho Doritos Taco carefully lightened by Photoshop to resemble the fairer species of Dorito:

How about Ryan Gosling? 

A puppy from The Puppy Bowl?

Some cool shades?

Every member of Destiny’s Child?

Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos? [META]

Whatever you so choose to adorn your Cool Ranch Doritos Taco with, it’s bound to be delicious. Go nuts.

The Photoshop Awards: Madonna's "Truth Or Dare Naked" Ad

This picture doesn't even look real to me. If you told me it was a pencil sketch that Jack Dawson did while visiting a strip club in Mordor, I wouldn't call you a liar. But that said, I bet Madge doesn't look far from this in person. Madge works out about 29 hours a day, she gets her face pulled weekly and every day before she leaves the house, her minions prime, paint and shellac every inch of her skin. I bet that black outline around her body is real too. That black outline of evil is the final sign that Madge is about to sink her teeth into the nutsack of a barely legal boy dancer.

The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Awards: Mimi's First American Idol Promo Picture

Let's all take a moment of silence for all the feeling Mimi's full-time, personal Photoshop artiste lost in his fingers after spending hours upon hours erasing all pixels of reality from her first American Idol promo picture to make this gloriously fraudulent masterpiece. Mimi's Photoshopper used the hell out of the de-rib tool and pinched her waist so much that it looks like her intestines escaped up to her chichis area to keep from suffocating. Even that sun looks skinnier eh?!

Afternoon Crumbs

When bad wigs, bad Photoshop and bad sex posing happens to good people. If it wasn't for Michelle Williams' belly button, I'd totally think she was wearing a bikini t-shirt :P

The DPWH Photoshop Meme Mania

SPOT.ph first got wind of “The Great DPWH Photoshop Meme” from Jim Ayson’s blog, The Ayson Chronicles: A Life Online. The controversial photo, which shows a Photoshopped image of DPWH Undersecretary Romeo Momo, Metro Manila Regional Director Reynaldo Tagudando, and South Manila District Engineer Mikunug Macud in a huddle by the damaged Manila Bay seawall, spread like wildfire online, eventually making it to The Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal.

And though the DPWH has since apologized for the snafu, netizens just wouldn't let these three live it down. We thank Mr. Ayson for leading us to DPWHERE?, a Facebook fan page which is, perhaps, the most comprehensive repository of photos inspired by the DPWH Photoshop fiasco. Here, we show you our favorites.

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Sometimes the internet just NAILS it so hard..

If an amazing Photoshopped picture is worth 1,000 Photoshopped words, that should be more than enough to explain why we’re looking at a Precious Photoshop in June of 2011 and ponder why no one has thought of this before and still have enough left over to re-iterate “who cares, this is way too entertaining.”

I just wonder if Gollum also Netflixed that movie, kept it for 6 months, then mailed it back without watching it? Cause he and I have a lot of other things in common too.