Chanel Found A Way To Make Their Brad Pitt Ads Even Weirder

THE HELL is all of this? I've never EVER wanted to buy a bottle of Chanel No. 5, but I might now (thanks to Papa Brad), because it's obvious who ever was in charge of making this wreck freebased that stankness for inspiration and I want to be that buzzed.

Brad Pitt’s Teaser Video For Chanel Is Kind Of Lame

C’mon, Chanel, why you gotta play us like that? Almost five months ago to the day, Chanel released the news that Brad Pitt was going to be starring in their forthcoming campaign for the classic, cult 91-year-old perfume, Chanel No. 5. Couldn’t believe it because this is a women’s perfume, and it really is a pretty forward-thinking decision to have an actor take the helm to shill the fragrance. But the statement said it all, reading, “Chanel has selected world renowned actor Brad Pitt to be the face of the upcoming advertising campaign for Chanel No. 5.” Cue brain exploding. And then it got better. The commercial has been shot by director Joe Wright, who also shot this incredibly sexy short film starring Keira Knightley for Chanel. Andrea d’Avack, the president of Chanel Fragrance & Beauty revealed that, “this dynamic, modern campaign will make people think in a completely different way about No.5.” Of the actual campaign, he said, “It is the first time we’ve had a man speaking about a women’s fragrance. We think very much that the perfume is a seduction between a man, a woman and the perfume …”

And THEN, Chanel released a teaser video, which I clicked on and watched in breathless anticipation. Only to have my bubble burst rudely. Call this a teaser, Chanel? You can’t see his face. It’s seven seconds long. And all it has is Brad’s (gravelly, sexy) voice saying, “Are you going somewhere? Where?” That’s it. That’s all we get. Which is nothing but — lame, lame, LAME.

Chanel’s Flashlight Shoes

As if super-expensive haute couture frocks and wild, high fashion hats weren’t stimulating enough, Karl Lagerfeld added another mind-boggling idea into the mix at Chanel’s Fall 2011 couture show. 

Ladies, you’ve got to see this one…

After the models worked it on the runway, they took their positions around the stage and…their shoes turned into flashlights. Yes ladies, flashlights. Lights on the shoes. Did they blast off into outer space after this picture was taken? No. Did the front-row ladies who actually purchase couture appreciate a spotlight being shined in their face from the shoe of a model who probably just turned 21? I’m guessing not. Is Karl a genius or is he messing with us on this one? How will we ever know? Most importantly, ladies, I’m wondering if you can help me understand when one might actually wear this couture concoction.

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