Check Out David Beckham (& His Bum!) in Guy Ritchie's New H&M Commercial

If you belong to the exceptionally rare group of people who've had enough of seeing David Beckham in his underwear, look away now. But if you have a heartbeat and a working set of eyes, allow us to direct your attention to this supremely cool commercial by Guy Ritchie that features nothing but the footballer gadding about in his skivvies.

Is your Wednesday suddenly looking a lot sunnier, too? 

What the What? These Underpants Claim to Help You Burn Calories

There are shoes that purport to burn extra calories. There are pieces of clothing that do the same. But--ladies!--underpants?...

These are not the actual calorie-burning underpants in question.

Calorie Shaper is an undergarment offered in Japan. It has a built-in resin-coated honeycomb spring that is supposed to help you burn extra calories doing normal day-to-day activities when you wear it.

Fascinating, for sure. But the infomercial also boasts a fabulously '80s-ish (?) song, diagrams and equations that I can't fully grasp because I am too hypnotized by the choreography. Seriously, try to watch it just once.