The sudden urge to pick up this woman, load her in a slingshot and shoot her at a pig (or a Kardashian) might have come over you and that's because chick is wearing an Angry Birds dress. This is Teija Vesterbacka and she knows what keeps diamonds on her fingers, because she's married to Peter Vesterbacka, the CMO of the company that created the Angry Birds game. Teija wore this tacky haute STUNT QUEEN mess to the Presidential Independence Day reception at the Finnish Palace on Tuesday night.
Teija wins, because bitch is proving that she's down for her man and you can't go wrong in a dress that highlights your nipple area with a big black angry eye. Shit looks like an angry pastie. I bet ice cubes cracked when Teija strolled by.