Lindsay Lohan Passed Out On Sesame Street!

Oh wait. That’s not Sesame Street. It’s a viral marketing campaign for Air New Zealand featuring a Triumph the Insult Comic Dog knockoff named Rico, who is allegedly a squirrel? Whatever. You just do you, Air New Zealand!

 

It must have cost that country several bags of ca$h to get Lindsay Lohan, of all people, to sit down for a “candid” interview in which she must play a good sport while being subtly berated by a puppet. Cuz, honestly, what’s going on? Her hair is white, her lips are inflated, and everything is very, very sad.

But maybe she’ll fly to New Zealand for free now? Do they have courthouses in New Zealand? Can you drink and drive and be a part-time lesbian? Wish you were here, LiLo!

This is HOW LiLo earned $25,000!

At eighteen seconds long, it’s a very cool, clever, innovative commercial that parodies the joke that has become this woman’s life shame that Lindsay Lohan got paid a cent to say, “Hey to all my friends, I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals. It’s called Beezid.com. Be sure to check it out.” Because, honestly, there are good people in the world who could use that money for food and maybe a hairbrush.

It’s funny how she says “my time at home” to her “friends” like she’s some charitable politician on maternity leave rather than failed actress on house arrest for thievery. Very cool girl. FEEL BETTER LINDSAY!!!

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