Diggin' In The Deep

Adele will be relieved to know that she can take her sweet time having and raising that baby friend, because while she's gone this dog right here can entertain us all. This howler's got it covered.

15-Year-Old Korean Girl Forces You To Listen To “Rolling In The Deep” Again

If you’re like me, then whenever you hear the first few chords of Adele’s “Rolling In The Deep,” you grab your wide-brimmed hat and coat and roll your ass under the closing garage door in the nick of time to get the hell away from it. It’s a great song, sure, but my ears and the wires that connect it to my brain have just had enough.

But then this 15-year-old girl in Korea had to go and ruin everything. See, she has a great singing voice. As good as Adele’s? No, but when she opens her mouth on this Korean American Idol (…Korean Idol?) and begins to sing, you will swear the voice coming out of her mouth doesn’t belong to her. A kind of slutty 25-year-old on X Factor? Yes. But her? Never.

So lift your “Rolling In The Deep” Ban one last time and take a listen. If poor Adele’s vocal chords never heal, at least we’ll have this teen to pick up where she left off in a slightly not as amazing fashion.

Little Boy Singing “Someone Like You”

Here is a little boy named Tenzin singing Adele’s “Someone Like You” while sprawled across a piano like The Fabulous Baby Boys. We know poor Adele has been battling some throat problems, so perhaps Tenzin can be her miniature replacement until the Diva herself recovers…

Til then, you will love this.

And Here's Adele's New Video

By popular demand, here's Adele walking around Paris singing a song that I always think is a James Blunt song whenever it yodels out of my iTunes. Watching this video makes me think and tell Adele: "Bitch, just get new d%ck! Isn't there a bar around that bridge? Shit."

Sorry, crazy me :P haha

Rolling in the Deep with the US Air Force

Check out this rendition of “Rolling In The Deep” performed by members of the United States Air Force:) I think they're really good.. 

2011 MTV Video Music Award Nominations Are All About Adele, Not Surprisingly

 

The 2011 MTV Video Music Award nominations were announced last night, and it’s going to be a fight to the bitter end. Actually, not really, considering the process by which the awards are handed out seems predictably random and moderately baseless. Watching the Grammys is a different game altogether, because the viewer at least hopes that the award is handed out based on artistic merit, whereas the VMA’s are more about cultural appeal. We think? Probably. Sure.

Anyway, some might be surprised to see Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way” and “Judas” — both craft, bombastic, high-profile pursuits — left out of the pool for Video Of The Year, whereas Adele snagged three nods for “Rolling In The Deep.” Granted, this is the year that Adele basically overtook the music industry, but she literally doesn’t get up from her chair in the video, so that’s new. Beyonce‘s “Run The World (Girls)” scored a nod for Best Female Video despite the song’s surprisingly underwhelming performance. Nevertheless, good for her and also Nicki Minaj, Bruno Mars, and even the Beastie Boys, whose “Make Some Noise” scored a nomination for Video Of The Year (as did Tyler, The Creator, whose internet-heavy presence is now prepped for the mainstream, as is his “Best New Artist” online-phenom-counterpart, Kreayshawn).

Bruno Mars did well with “Grenade,” as did Katy Perry for both “Firework” and “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.),” so expect those two kids to do well. No mention of Taylor Swift, either, but if anyone beats Beyonce in any category, there’s still a chance that Kanye will fly in to set the record straight. Cuz, baby, he was born that way.

VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Adele, “Rolling In The Deep”
Tyler, The Creator, “Yonkers”
Katy Perry, “Firework”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Beastie Boys, “Make Some Noise”

BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Adele, “Rolling In The Deep”
Katy Perry, “Firework”
Beyonce, “Run The World (Girls)”
Nicki Minaj, “Super Bass”
Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”

BEST MALE VIDEO
Cee Lo Green, “F*** You”
Eminem feat. Rihanna, “Love The Way You Lie”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi, “All Of The Lights”
Justin Bieber, “U Smile”

BEST HIP HOP VIDEO
Lil Wayne feat. Cory Gunz, “6’7’”
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi, “All Of The Lights”
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, “Look At Me Now”
Nicki Minaj, “Super Bass”
Lupe Fiasco, “The Show Goes On”

BEST NEW ARTIST
Foster The People, “Pumped Up Kicks”
Wiz Khalifa, “Black and Yellow”
Tyler, The Creator, “Yonkers”
Big Sean feat. Chris Brown, “My Last”
Kreayshawn, “Gucci Gucci”

BEST POP VIDEO
Adele, “Rolling In The Deep”
Bruno Mars, “Grenade”
NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack, “Give Me Everything”
Katy Perry, “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
Britney Spears, “Till The World Ends”

BEST ROCK VIDEO
The Black Keys, “Howlin For You”
Foo Fighters, “Walk”
Foster The People, “Pumped Up Kicks”
Mumford & Sons, “The Cave”
Cage The Elephant, “Shake Me Down”

BEST COLLABORATION
Pitbull feat. NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack, Give Me Everything
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, “Look At Me Now”
Rihanna & Kid Cudi, “All Of The Lights”
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West, “E.T.”
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake, “Moment 4 Life”

This is HOW LiLo earned $25,000!

At eighteen seconds long, it’s a very cool, clever, innovative commercial that parodies the joke that has become this woman’s life shame that Lindsay Lohan got paid a cent to say, “Hey to all my friends, I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals. It’s called Beezid.com. Be sure to check it out.” Because, honestly, there are good people in the world who could use that money for food and maybe a hairbrush.

It’s funny how she says “my time at home” to her “friends” like she’s some charitable politician on maternity leave rather than failed actress on house arrest for thievery. Very cool girl. FEEL BETTER LINDSAY!!!

http://www.popeater.com

This Is Just A Great Ad For The Zoo

Here’s a print ad for Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo, a place where you should totally bring your children:

Great ad! That kid has no idea how much EDUCATION is about to get mauled into him! My only regret is not being able to bring every kid to Tiger Murder Alley.

Come to think of it, isn’t this image taken from a Season 9 episode of SVU?

Angry Birds And Adele, Together At Last

The Key Of Awesome knew it was high time to capitalize on both things, since Adele has been at number one on the charts forever and Angry Birds are going to start replacing real birds (here’s hoping!).

Video courtesy of youtube.com