What Does It All Mean?!?

MSNBC and a bunch of people on Twitter noticed that the members and future member of The Tommy Girl Ex-Wives Club all have something in common and it might give you nightmares of the number threeeeee. This is some creepy numerology shit.

Mimi Rogers, who started all the Sea Org fuckery by introducing Tommy to Scientology, was 31 when she became the first Mrs. Tom Cooze in 1987 and 33 when their marriage choked on a gay bullet and died in 1990. Mimi was 34 when their divorce was finalized.

Nicole Kidman was 23 when she married Tommy in 1990 and 33 when their 10-year contract ended in 2001. Nicole was 34 when her shackles officially came off after their divorce finalized.

Katie Holmes was 28 when she became the third bride of Scientology in 2006 and she's 33 now. If their divorce goes through after December, she'll be 34 when she's officially free.

So every one of Tommy's wives was 33 when they split and 34 when that shit finalized. THE FUCK? Is 33 the age when God finally feels sorry for Tommy's wife and wins her soul back in a rock, paper, scissor match with L. Ron Hubbard on a neutral planet (Neptune, obviously)? Does the mind control spell wear off when she's 33? And each Tommy wife is almost 11 years younger than the last one. If Tommy is shopping for a fourth beard wife already, then that means he's trolling the IMDB pages of all actresses born in 1989 or 1990. Hide yo 22-year-old actresses!

A Tweet That Sums Up Beliebers Perfectly

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Here's What Google, Twitter, & YouTube Would Look Like...As Dresses!

As the self-professed geeks over at Kokatu put it, this would have made a genius Project Runway challenge: Turn your favorite websites into a dress! Wanna see what they'd look like?

Artist Victor Faretina used some of the web's most popular spots as inspiration for garments, and here's what he came up with:

The Twitter frock is lovely as a bird, as feminine as you'd imagine:

Google incorporates a rainbow of primary hues in a big strapless ballgown:

And this one-shoulder number is inspired by none other than YouTube:

Head over to Kokatu to check out the rest, then let me know what you think! If you could wear any website as a dress, what would it be? 

Zach Braff Screws A Fan On Camera, Might Make You Like Him

Love him or hate him, Zach Braff has totally optimized his Twitter following, posting a picture of himself “screwing a fan.”

Golf claps, Zach Braff. You did it.

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For The Love Of Gob, This Better Not Be A Trick....

Stop me if you've heard this sh!t before.... Mitch Hurtwiz told the audience at The New Yorker Festival that not only will there be an Arrested Development movie, but it's also coming back to TV for a short season. TVLine says that Mitch told everyone that the plan is to do 10 new episodes and each episode will focus on one Bluth and what they've been doing during the past 5 years. Right after that mini season airs, the movie will come out. Will Arnett said this was true on Twitter and Jason Bateman said they're all hoping to shoot everything next summer for a release in 2013.

So because of this, my initial reaction to this news is this:

Instead of this:

Haha :D

Demi Moore: Topless And Brilliant

Here’s a picture Demi Moore tweeted of herself, topless, in the bathroom mirror:

Regarding the photo, Demi tweeted: “Remember…you’ve got your own back.”

In other words, BE CAREFUL. BE RESPONSIBLE. And, most importantly, don’t do anything that would doom you to being chastised by everybody, like taking a picture of yourself, naked, in a bathroom mirror and broadcasting it to 4,000,000 people. Have your own back, okay?

Mona Lisa Meets Twitter In 140 Dot Portrait

For those of you that don’t have time to look at the “whole” Mona Lisa at once, good news. SomePrints.com is offering you this abbreviate Mona Lisa, made up of 140 corresponding dots that would make the bones of Georges-Pierre Seurat green with envy. This print is part of their Art Remixed series, which includes a variety of famous paintings meets Twitter pointillism.

Philippine Team Azkals Scandal

So.. who was the Filipina Girl involved in Philippine Team Azkals Scandal? Meet Amanda Coling..

Turns out a lot of people are pissed off that she appeared in Showbiz Central to air her side. Is it the rape case the “rape” issue. But she didn’t whom? Would she file case against FHM for against Azkals? Instead of clearing her name, she just made things complicated..

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Shaq-Fu

Shaquille O’Neal announced his retirement today via Twitter, closing out a 20-year NBA career that included 4 championships and 15 All-Star appearances. 

However, as the pop culturally inclined among us (euphemism for “us bad people”) rush to Tweet Kazaam jokes en masse — or Steel jokes if we actually have any — let’s take a brief moment to simultaneously honor and fully process the ridiculousness of the single most absurd Shaq-related product ever made, the Super Nintendo & Genesis fighting game Shaq-Fu.

Here are 15 Amazing Screenshots From Shaq-Fu, a game which, apparently, consists primarily of Shaq taunting magical creatures then punching said magical creatures:

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Farewell, Shaq — to quote an extremely eloquent monster-ghoul, your courage was indeed praiseworthy.

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