What Is Grandpa Cornrows Doing On That Computer?

• Searching for porn
• Searching for porn
• Searching for porn
• Searching for porn
• Researching a local murder because he “just wants to, goddamit! Why won’t anyone let me live my life? I’m seventy-two years old. I’ve seen three wars. Love. Life. Death. Beginnings. Ends. My own children. My children’s children. Two bypasses. Now I’m just taking a vested interest in local history, and suddenly I’m a senile old coot! All it means is that I’m looking to expand my mind. Some people choose adult education. I choose searching for microfiche rolls detailing gruesome deaths near my own damn house. What is so wrong with that? Let me live, Louise!” 
• Searching for porn..

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