Disney’s Chimpanzee Is A Remake Of The Movie Ed, Right?

I cannot WAIT too see Disney’s Chimpanzee – a remake of the movie Ed with Matt LeBlanc was LONG overdue:

…I swear I’m sober right now.

Dermot Mulroney’s Love Of Penguins Is The Perfect Icebreaker

Dermot Mulroney is the Matt LeBlanc of Dylan McDermotts. Now that that impenetrable logic is out of the way, Demot visited Sea World to hang out with some penguins while looking like the finest DILF on the Upper West Soid. (Google Image search Dermot Mulroney + Kids and the result is him running shirtless in a park. I think his kids might be his abs?)

The good news is, if I ever meet Dermot, I’ll have the perfect icebreaker: Penguins. The dude loves penguins. Look at him. Look at his face. Have you ever seen a man so dazzled by a bird? 

LOOK AT HIM HERE:

It took a lot of restraint for me not to Photoshop my face over that penguins so that I may pretend Dermot was so happy to see my squat little body there. 

Another worthy shot ahead. I hope these penguins realize how lucky they are to be in the presence of Dermot Mulroney’s abs.

Where Is The Cast Of Friends Now?

Oh, here they are:

Thoughts:

1. Leave Lisa Kudrow alone. Watch The Comeback and then STFU!!
2. Leave Jennifer Aniston alone. Or do whatever you want, she’s probably on a boat somewhere.
3. Courtney Cox, on hiatus from surgery that makes her face look like a butt with eyes, looks great!
4. Chandler Bing looks pretty good, no?
5. David Schwimmer looks pretty good, no?
6. MATT LEBLANC LOOKS AMAZING, RIGHT?
7. Where’s Gunther???
8. CALL ME, MATT LEBLANC #HOWYOUDOIN

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