The ocean has given us a lot of annoying shit like limb-eating sharks and SpongeBob, so finally here's a special gift from it to us sluts. It's the dick fish!!! Apparently, you can get the peen fish at many Chinese and South Korean fish markets.
And no, I'm not Googling "penis fish porn." Not today. Not ever. I'm not trying to sucio up my browser with some fishiality shit.
Source: Buzzfeed via Jezebel (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)