A for Adorable Alexander

Yyyyyep. Bullett just did a profile on True Blood and Battleship star Alexander Skarsgård which included a photo of the actor HOLDING A BABY LAMB. It requires, and will receive, no further elaboration.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Although to be fair, Skarz, how adorable would you really be if you put the lamb down? Aha. Still very adorable. I see. Carry On, then. “On” is short for “One With A Buncha Wool,” which is the lamb’s name, and I am telling you to literally resume carry it.

Hottest Pictures Of Joe Manganiello Wearing Clothes

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Joe Manganiello is, like, 6’5″ with 0% body fat. His face is also excellent, and the fact that he plays a werewolf on True Blood only makes him sexier to everyone, since everybody thinks vampires, werewolves, and fairies (maybe?) are gorgeous by default.

So it really goes without saying that Joe Manganiello is someone we all want to look like at. This guy can look just as incredible fully clothed, which is why we have pictures of the guy looking perfect while dressed. Who needs to see him butt naked — as will be the case when he joins the cast of an upcoming male stripper drama (!) — when the dude makes a tailored suit look so perfect?

Who’s More Ripped: True Blood Guy Or He-Man Action Figure?

Joe Manganiello, aka Alcide from True Blood, appears on the cover of the latest Muscle And Fitness Magazine, and his muscles are absolutely ridiculous. I don’t just mean “ridiculous” in a “WOW!” kind of way, I also mean that they’re just very very ridiculous. They’re ridiculous.

How ridiculous? Let’s compare Manganiello side-by-side to the only person I could think of offhand who’s in his class of cartoony muscle-diculousness, a He-Man Action Figure:

GIRD YOUR LOINS: The New True Blood Teaser Is Here

Here’s the teaser for the next season of True Blood, premiering June 26th on HBO. What can fans expect on this fourth season? Well, there’s the customary neck-biting scene, requisite orgasm scene, the obligatory “Serious Speaking in Southern Drawl” scene, and the “Wait, why is Anna Paquin talking like that? Where is she from?” scene. But now it looks like they’re going to add witches into the whole mix! So that’ll be fun. Oh also?
Alexander Skarsgård No font is big enough for this man. Frankly, I don’t even watch True Blood, but I have a feeling this will be the most powerful 30 seconds some of you out there will experience today.

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