Here’s the teaser for the next season of True Blood, premiering June 26th on HBO. What can fans expect on this fourth season? Well, there’s the customary neck-biting scene, requisite orgasm scene, the obligatory “Serious Speaking in Southern Drawl” scene, and the “Wait, why is Anna Paquin talking like that? Where is she from?” scene. But now it looks like they’re going to add witches into the whole mix! So that’ll be fun. Oh also?
Alexander Skarsgård
No font is big enough for this man. Frankly, I don’t even watch True Blood, but I have a feeling this will be the most powerful 30 seconds some of you out there will experience today.
