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The entire soul of the Internet dropped lower than the DOW late last night when Warner Bros. pushed out the first picture of Anne Hathaway as "Selina Kyle" from The Dark Knight Rises. This is just Selina Kyle driving to Radio Shack to buy a new charger for her Bluetooth eye set. In the meantime.....

We must NEVER forget this:

We must also NEVER forget this:

And we must NEVER forget to completely forget this:

The Dark Knight Returns..

The first official poster for The Dark Knight Returns came out today, and while it’s obviously very cool looking, it also completely lacks any punny, faux-intense bat-related taglines to convince all of us that it’s worth seeing. Who wants to see an almost certainly very awesome sequel to two really awesome movies if it… [shudder]… doesn’t have a wacky tagline?

To help Christopher Nolan ensure that this tagline-free monstrosity doesn’t horribly flop, check out these 10 Taglines For The Dark Knight Returns.

Don’t want to steal any credit here, but I think we’ve ensured that the movie will be good now:)

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