Family Builds Custom House With First Ever Santa-Friendly Chimney

A family in England just built a house with the first-ever custom-built chimney specifically designed to be wide enough for Santa Claus:

The explanation for said Santa House:

Upon viewing the plans, her six year old son Leo told his Mum he was worried that the estate’s new houses would not have chimneys big enough to accommodate Santa. Leo Park, 6, wrote a heartfelt plea for help to local builder Jeremy Paxton, who felt duty bound to grant the worried youngster’s request. The world’s first Santa-friendly chimney was born.

Awww, cute!!! Although, how do they explain to the kid that no other family in the world has a chimney Santa can fit through? CHECK AND MATE, kid. Also there’s no Tooth Fairy. Enjoy the house!

Check out the actual architectural plans for the Santa Chimney, in case you want to build one yourself in your one-bedroom apartment:

Whitest problem ever: SOLVED.

“Ohhh Santa!”

The month of December is a nonstop battle between Kay Jewelers ads and Lexus ads to produce the most insufferably happy couples on television, like some sort of escalating, never-ending arms race between calculated but unrealistic ‘real people’ whose fake existence causes genuine laughter.

 

Here’s the latest bizarre twist in this saga, a Kay Jewelers ad in which a couple’s child dresses up as Santa to deliver some Christmas jewelery to his mom on his dad’s behalf. 

It starts out like every faux-adorable Holiday commercial, but the mom’s reaction is SO WEIRD:

Whhaaaat? “OHHH SANTA…” You do realize Santa is your son, right? You’re allowed to enjoy the gift, but it might not be entirely appropriate to call out Santa’s name during your gift-orgasm.

Let’s see what the Youtube commenters think:

Ohhhhh commmenters….

Can we have a little laugh? :)