Owl Petting

Whenever I’m asked the question “If you could pet any animal in the animal kingdom, which one would you pick?” (this happens twice a day at my imaginary press junkets), I would list the following animals in order:

1. Sun Bear
2. Otter (Sea or River – Ideally a sampler platter of both)
3. Baby Koala
4. Probably Still Not An Owl, But Getting Closer!

After watching this strangely tranquil video of an extremely docile owl being pet, I’m officially moving “Owl” up to #4 on that list. I am very very jealous of this hand:

Also, I realize the phrase “owl petting” might seem to suggest something that teen owl couples do in their owlcars at Lover’s Bluff after sharing a mouse-malted, and that’s completely reasonable if you think that, but that’s mostly not what I meant.

Brooke Hogan Loves Animals So Much

You know that thing where famous people disrobe to “make a statement” about animal rights? It’s one of those things where it’s like, good for you, Bethenny Frankel, Dave Navarro, and Taraji P. Henson, but this is probably more about you wanting to show us your taints, right? Let’s get real here, guys.

Brooke Hogan (professional daughter and one half of the best remix everrr) got naked and went into a dog cage as a model for Women In Cages,  a series of photos of — you guessed it — women in cages, for which a percentage of their sales will benefit PETA.

And we all know that rescued animals can all agree on one thing: nothing makes an doggy’s day quite like the knowledge that Brooke Hogan will flash her boobies to, um, save the world or something?

Check out the gross picture of Hulk Hogan being GROSS with his daughter. Gross.

Gross, Hulk. Gross.

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