Sexy And I Know It

If You Don’t Like This Video Of Serena Williams Dancing, You’re A Hater, And You’re Just Unattractive Inside

Here’s is a video of recently fined U.S. Open runner-up Serena Williams dropping it like it’s hot to some Trey Songz’s “Bottoms Up.” 

Dropping what, you say? You know, it. A nice pile of steaming dance. Why this video exists? That’s a question that I don’t have an answer for.

Check out this much pornier Serena booty-shake video that looks a lot more like her in the face and ass.

FINE HER AGAIN. FINE HER AGAIN. WHATEVER MAKES THESE VIDEOS STOP.

Gross.

That "gross" is not not my feelings about The Lesbeaver eye diving into Selena Gomez's vest at Canada's Music Video Awards in Toronto last night. Baby Bieber hasn't learned yet that lady nipples aren't just for sucking leche out of so I'm guessing it's way past his feeding time. This is like a picture of me eye diving into the wrapper of an M&Ms. It's totally natural.

What I'm really throwing a "gross" at is Justin Bieber's Kelly Kapowski t-shirt! Like Justin even knows who Kelly Kapowski is! The year after Saved By The Bell ended, Justin was merely just a sperm guppy floating around in his daddy's testicle. I bet Justin doesn't even know up until the late 90s, Tiffany Thiessen had an Amber stuffed into her name. Illegal.