In Case You Missed It, Scotty McCreery Proves He's A Graduate Of Ashlee Simpson's School Of Lip-Synching

Pretty much every single performer at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade moves their mouths to a pre-recordered track, because of sound issues or some sh!t like that. So it's sort of like an unofficial competition to see who can successfully LIP SYNCH FOR THEIR LIFE!!! and who lip-synchs as good as a walrus' A-hole. Scotty McCreery, the Howdy who won American Idol last season, threw himself into the latter category yesterday when his moving lips lagged 3 seconds behind his singing voice. (Yes, THIS is news.) 

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While he’ll never be our “Scotty The Body,” his vocals have been consistently solid… however, they’ve been accompanied by the most contrived, goofiest, hide-your-kids, hide-your-wives facial expressions to ever land on the American Idol stage. And the way he handles that mic… it’s borderline pornographic. Congrats Scotty Baby! :)