Marc Jacobs Wants To See Your Embarrassing School Picture

Fess up, fellow Slaves to Fashion: Somewhere, tucked away in the back of a drawer or up in your parents' attic, is a school portrait that indelibly captured your Belinda Carlisle phase, your love of drop-crotch plaid pants, or that time you got up at 6am to crimp your hair like all the cool girls were doing...and Marc Jacobs wants to reward you for it.

Their "Back to Cool" photo contest seeks incriminating photos of you and your friends at your most awkward--see a few of the above examples that look like submissions to the Bad Hair Hall of Fame--and will reward you for your efforts. The person with the funniest school portrait will win a Marc Jacobs backpack stuffed with goodies, so tag your tweets with #backtocool or email your photo to websocial@marcjacobs.com.

'Oh, Lola' for Marc Jacobs!

I know that Dakota Fanning is itching to act “grown up” but posing like this in Marc Jacobs perfume ad looks unclassy. Here in this picture you see Dakota as nubile girl with a perfume strategically placed between her legs. On top of it, there’s a flower strategically placed. I get this “birds and bees” type of vibe to it.

I’m guessing that the one in charge wants to project a “lolita” look but ends up looking like a fapping material to lecherous guys.

Suri Cruise Is The Imelda Marcos Of Her Generation

Suri Cruise is the daughter of a Scientology queen and a robot who played American royalty in a TV miniseries once, so you would automatically expect her to cover her precious princess feet with the finest shoes that Tommy Girl's money can buy. And she does! That's what Star Magazine (via news.com.au) says. A source says that Suri's shoe collection is so massive and luxurious that it is worth more than some people's three bedroom home in Santiago, Chile.

Warning: Get ready to feel whatever emotions one feels when finding out that selling a 5-year-old's shoe collection could pay off your student loans. Apparently, Suri's got a $150,000 shoe collection. The source put it like this:

"Suri has so many designer shoes. She’s a massive fan of Marc Jacobs and she’s had several shoes custom-made, so if they didn’t come with a heel, Katie had them redesigned for Suri. She commissioned a pair of Louboutins for her a while back. She cries if Katie reaches for anything but a little pair of sandals with some sort of heel. It’s hard keeping up with a growing girl. Suri sometimes picks out the shoes her mum should wear, and then picks out shoes for her dad. They genuinely seem to value her opinion and want her to make her own decisions.”

If Katie and Tommy want to raise a spoiled snowflake who will eventually get arrested for slapping a Saks salesperson after they tell her they don't have her size, let them! Zsa Zsa Gabor is this close to skipping up the crystal drops to heaven and she needs a diva successor! Suri is that successor! So I say, keep on being shit parents, Tommy and Katie. Keep on!

http://www.news.com.au