“I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I just got one.”
Um, apparently, that’s a good thing, according to the lady in this instructional video that teaches you how to use a Flowbee, which is some sort of hair vacuum invented by a carpenter in the eighties meant to style both human hair and poodle fur.
Listen long enough to the narrator, and you’ll start believing that this device is so innovative that you might actually be be able to channel the exploratory nature of “kids,” a general group of people who allegedly GO NUTS with their hairstyles. Kids these days, amirite?
The main takeaway from this video? KEEP BOUNCING. ALWAYS BOUNCE. NEVER STOP BOUNCING.
