I won't bore you all with a lot of words because I know you
really just want to get to watchin', but the full-length trailer for One Direction's behind-the-scenes concert film, directed by Mr. Morgan Spurlock, is finally here, and I think it have everything you 1D fans could ever want: Baby photos, Harry Styles getting pantsed, charming cute-guy antics, and lots of screaming girls.
Observe:
Who's excited? :)
PR relationships just aren't built to last anymore. Life & Style says that Taylor Swift is burning the lock of curls that she cut from Harry Styles'
mop while he was sleeping, because their 2-month-long international
slumber party has come to an end. Life & Style's source says their
busy schedules broke them up, but The Daily Mail says that she drew a
black X over the part of her Pee Chee folder that had "Mrs. Harry Styles"
written on it after they got into a huge fight during their New Year's
vacation on Virgin Gorda. If you click on one thing today, please click
on this link
that will lead you to the picture of Taylor Swift sitting all by her
lonesome on a boat. It's the best and it's like Harry dropped her ass on
that boat and sent her back to where she came from. Expect the lyric "I knew you were gay when you dropped me on Flying Ray" from Taylor Swift very soon.
The Daily Mail's
source says that Taylor and Harry got into a huge fight on the island
and she left on January 4th, just three days into their holiday.
"Yes I can confirm they have split up. They were on holiday and had an
almighty row. They are two young stars at the top of their game so who
knows what will happen in the future."
On Saturday, Taylor cryptically tweeted a lyric from a song she supposedly wrote about Harry Styles.
And that's that. I'm sure that before I even hit publish on this
shit, Taylor will have already scheduled a hand-holding photo-op in the
apple orchard with a new piece and I really hope that new piece is Justin Bieber.
He's perfect for her. He's famous, white, probably can't grow pubes on
his own yet and he's the ex-boyfriend of her best friend, so that
completely fits in with her junior high school-like love life. And if
Taylor gets with Justin, the Beliebers can stop fake cutting themselves over him being a baby stoner and start cutting their Taylor Swift voodoo dolls instead.
