Is John Mayer's New Song "Paper Doll" About Taylor Swift? (I Think So!)

As I've told ya before, I'm really digging single-gal Taylor Swift. She seems to be a little sassier, a more low-key. That said, do I think it's 'bout time a song was written about her? Heck yes. And of course, if anyone was going to do it, John Mayer's the guy for the job.
His new single "Paper Doll" is out now—with a video featuring, of all people, Prancercise star Joanna Rohrback—and although we don't know for sure, there seem to be a few T-Swift clues thrown in.

But first, listen!



So, is it about Taylor? A few clues: the line "You're like 22 girls in one" and Taylor's hit song "22" is out now. Plus, perhaps the most telling, his line: "Someone's gonna paint you another sky." Seems to be a response to "You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain" from her song "Dear John"


P.S. Let's take a minute and enjoy how hilarious his album cover is. 

And Here Comes The Revenge Single In 3..2...

PR relationships just aren't built to last anymore. Life & Style says that Taylor Swift is burning the lock of curls that she cut from Harry Styles' mop while he was sleeping, because their 2-month-long international slumber party has come to an end. Life & Style's source says their busy schedules broke them up, but The Daily Mail says that she drew a black X over the part of her Pee Chee folder that had "Mrs. Harry Styles" written on it after they got into a huge fight during their New Year's vacation on Virgin Gorda. If you click on one thing today, please click on this link that will lead you to the picture of Taylor Swift sitting all by her lonesome on a boat. It's the best and it's like Harry dropped her ass on that boat and sent her back to where she came from. Expect the lyric "I knew you were gay when you dropped me on Flying Ray" from Taylor Swift very soon.

The Daily Mail's source says that Taylor and Harry got into a huge fight on the island and she left on January 4th, just three days into their holiday.

"Yes I can confirm they have split up. They were on holiday and had an almighty row. They are two young stars at the top of their game so who knows what will happen in the future."

On Saturday, Taylor cryptically tweeted a lyric from a song she supposedly wrote about Harry Styles.

And that's that. I'm sure that before I even hit publish on this shit, Taylor will have already scheduled a hand-holding photo-op in the apple orchard with a new piece and I really hope that new piece is Justin Bieber. He's perfect for her. He's famous, white, probably can't grow pubes on his own yet and he's the ex-boyfriend of her best friend, so that completely fits in with her junior high school-like love life. And if Taylor gets with Justin, the Beliebers can stop fake cutting themselves over him being a baby stoner and start cutting their Taylor Swift voodoo dolls instead.

Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Looks Like The Most Taylor Swift Thing To Ever Taylor Swift

We’ve seen some Taylor Swift things in our life, but there is nothing more Taylor Swift than the first shots of TSwift’s new video shoot in France. First of all, she’s shooting it in Paris. The whole thing is so French, there’s a window behind her that is inscribed with the word “croissant,” written in gold, and it isn’t even an important detail in the shot. Second of all, please look at Taylor’s baller status outfit. The only human being who can rival Taylor in the vintage patterned skirt and sheer blouse department is Zooey Deschanel, and even then Zooey hasn’t been photographed holding a tiny fruit tart. At least not recently anyway.

Boom! That’s some Taylor Swift game right there! We don’t even have to get into the red lips, do we? The shoot is apparently for Swift’s “Begin Again” video, which makes complete sense…

The girl is clearly in a cafe, on what could very easily be a Wednesday…

And nothing will convince you faster that loves doesn’t only “break and burn and end” than a handsome Frenchman (especially when paired with a flawless pair of bright red cigarette pants.)(We die.)

[Photo: Splash News Online]

Who The Hell Is Taylor Swift Yodeling About Now?

Taylor Swift, the worst thing to happen to the Kennedys since the Kennedy curse, has a new song out called "We Are Never Getting Back Together" and based on that title you might think she's singing to the definition of maturity, but were her and maturity ever together? Taylor of Sunnybrook Farms tells Good Morning America (via People) that surprise, surprise, she wrote that song about one of her ex-pieces. But before we start guessing about which one of Taylor's exes is going to tell Rolling Stones in a few months that she really put bruises on his innocent heart by writing a song about him, let's listen to that mess first. WARNING: Taylor Swift is still writing lyrics that sound like they were written on her paper bag book cover during 7th grade homeroom.


So who is Taylor singing about this time? Jakey Gyllenhaal? John Mayer? Joe Jonas? Taylor Lautner? 

A Few Thoughts On The Les Miserables Movie

It’s taken me a few hundred hours to absorb the recent news that Taylor Swift has been cast Eponine in the movie musical version of Les Miserables. 

In this movie musical version of Les Misérables in production, directed by Tom Hooper of The King’s Speech fame, most of the characters have already been cast: Hugh Jackman as JVJ, Russell Crowe as Javert, Anne Hathaway as Fantine, Sacha Baron Cohen as The Innkeeper, and Helena Bonham Carter as his wife have been confirmed, with Amanda Seyfried possibly getting the part of Cosette. Most of these picks seem OK — Hugh and Anne being the most obvious. Taylor Swift was being offered the part of Eponine, she of “On My Own” and “A Little Fall Of Rain” fame. And I was like:

I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO, TOM HOOPER. 

You think that by putting Taylor in your movie, more young people will sign on to see it. And you may be right. But guess what? She will ruin the greatest work of art of our time.

I secretly wish the movie would have been made up of the lesser known stage performers who have given their lives over to the work. 

Now the real question: Who would make a good Eponine? Lea Michele seems the obvious choice, however I don’t think the world would be prepared for how obnoxious she’d be if she landed this role of a lifetime. Can Natalie Portman sing? (God, I hope not.)

THE END, WHERE I CRY

Something About Taylor Swift Looks Different

Oh SNAP! That’s internet superstar and the best guy Antoine Dodson at the 15th Annual Webby Awards, which took place last night in Manhattan. He looks AMAZINGGGG! That hair, that hat… he or SHE is to die forrrr. Bwahahahah

Close-up with lip piercing aheaddddddd (WORTH THE CLICK PLEASE TRUST ME):

ANTOINE CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I just really think we would be squammy best friends. He can do no wrong.:)

Win Taylor Swift Live In Manila Concert Passes From Closeup

Still don't have tickets? Here's your last chance to be one of the 70 winners of concert passes for Taylor Swift's concert.:)

MECHANICS
1. Buy 2 Closeup 150ml packs for a chance to win one pair of premium tickets to the Taylor Swift concert.
Simply write your name, address, mobile number and signature on the back of the cartons.

2. A total of 70 pairs of tickets to the Taylor Swift concert will be raffled out. Participants can increase their chances of winning by bringing as many Closeup packs to the event. Closeup products can also be bought during the event itself.

3. Each participant can only win one pair of tickets, and must be present during the actual raffle. Non-attendance when their name is declared five minutes after, will forfeit the prize. Said prize will again be raffled off until such time that a winner can physically claim it during the draw.

4. Drop your entries at the live raffle draw day itself, which be will be held at SM Megamall Building A Ground Floor at 3:00PM on Feb 18, 2011.

5. Winners will be required to show proof/s of identification (ie. driver’s license, SSS ID, passport, current school year ID, employee ID)

6. A total of seventy pairs of tickets will be given as prizes to couples:
• 35 Pairs (two tickets worth P11,000 / pair) = Lower Box
• 35 Pairs (two tickets worth P7,000 / pair) = Upper Box A

7. Employees of Unilever Philippines, its agencies and relatives up to 2nd degree of consanguinity are not eligible to join the promotions.
Per DOH-FDA Permit No. 0208. S. 2011

Source: Cosmo.ph