Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Monday, June 23, 2014

The 15 Best Kiss Cam Moments of All Time

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This Viral Video About a Girl Faking Her First Period Will Make You Giggle

HelloFlo is a tampon-and-pad delivery service that offers Period Starter Kits in America (that even include things like candy and lip balm—so smart). Last year, the company had a cute video about "Camp Gyno," and this one—about a preteen faking her first period because all her pals have already gotten theirs—is both hilarious and cringe-worthy:

Well! Talk about an epic party (I couldn't even start to guess what a "vagician" does)!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Best Mash-Ups, Parodies, and Covers of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines"

If you haven't heard Robin Thicke's oh-so-catchy "Blurred Lines" yet, then...Oh, who am I kidding—you've all definitely heard it by now. And I'm sure you've seen or heard at least one of the many awesome parodies, mash-ups, and covers that have been springing up. I've rounded up some of the best for you, below!

Bill Clinton (with a cameo from Obama):

Alan Thicke's (a.k.a. Robin's dad!) with the Growing Pains theme:

Not a mash-up, but I'm digging Vampire Weekend's cover:

The Jimmy Kimmel + Guillermo version might be my favorite:


A stellar acoustic version from a 17-year-old with quite the voice:

And, finally, if you were wondering what a gender-swap parody would look like, this is it. But careful! I wouldn't watch this one at work or around any kiddos:


Which is your favorite? Any that aren't on here that I need to see? 

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

50 Special Skills And Talents Omitted From My Resumé


  1. Hardly sounds like she's a Squammy at all.
  2. Willing to be big spoon or little spoon.
  3. Has a terrific family recipe for brownies.
  4. Used to be able to do “the worm” kind of.
  5. Very reliable for giving rides to/ from the airport.
  6. Knows every word to Jay-Z’s “I Just Wanna Love You.”
  7. Can consistently make babies laugh.
  8. Demonstrates inordinate politeness in nearly every situation.
  9. Sleeps well on airplanes.
  10. Will split a pizza with almost any topping.
  11. Does reasonably accurate impressions of rappers Slick Rick, The Notorious B.I.G., and DMX.
  12. Not afraid of bugs.
  13. Is fine with movies with subtitles.
  14. Expertly quotes and recognizes dialogue from early seasons of The Simpsons.
  15. Can be around cute boys without staring creepily at them.
  16. Proficient in air guitar, air bass, and air drums.
  17. Able to lift slightly more than you’d think.
  18. Gives sincere apologies.
  19. Owns a Nintendo Power Glove.
  20. Not too shabby at spelling.
  21. Will not make a scene when your grandmother says something mildly anti-Semitic.
  22. Gives thoughtful and creative birthday presents.
  23. Adept at talking self and others out of fights.
  24. Takes the morning shift driving on road trips.
  25. Admits she is wrong, sometimes when she is not even wrong.
  26. Is not racist.
  27. Talks about sports with enthusiasm and accuracy.
  28. Sits back seat middle if necessary.
  29. Participates in karaoke but does not force others to go out to karaoke.
  30. Dances when she has to.
  31. Does not freak out if you haven’t seen her favorite movie (Titanic).
  32. Will loan you books without freaking out if you have them for a while.
  33. Can read (but cannot understand) Hebrew.
  34. Is totally laid back if you spell her name wrong.
  35. Gives compliments when compliments are due.
  36. Able to stop chewing ice or whistling on request.
  37. Just picks the tomatoes off of a sandwich instead of requesting a whole new sandwich.
  38. Drives at a safe rate of speed in rain.
  39. Knows who Michel Foucault is.
  40. Doesn’t get weirded out by the word “moist.”
  41. Comfortable in the outdoors for up to eight hours.
  42. Can prove she is a real girl by drinking whiskey.
  43. Gives hugs with appropriate pressure and for the right length of time.
  44. Showers regularly.
  45. Is comfortable with jokes about her weight.
  46. Will pet your cat even though she does not like your cat.
  47. Exhibits eagerness to visit any non-Holocaust museum.
  48. Burps minimally.
  49. Listens attentively to boring stories.
  50. Always up for dessert. 

Thursday, February 28, 2013

12 Nerdy-Awesome Movie Mashup Posters

Music mashups are old hat these days (sorry Glee, and various deejays)--but movie mashups. There's an idea. You've heard films describes as something meets something a million times over, but this takes it to the next level. Behold the posters:

This just makes me think Zoe Saldana and Robert Downey Jr. should do a movie together. Handsome pair.


But of course!


There's


Maybe my favorite.


No, scratch that, this is everything. PLEASE LOOK AT MR. POTATO HEAD.


Sad, mini-Jason Segel makes it.


Whoa! Hey. My brain isn't ready for this.
 
 This one wins best tagline: "He's hip, he's slick and he's only 50 years old." 


Jamie and LiLo should do this next Halloween.

Daniel is cautious, but Meg is into it.

Carrie makes a great Alice.

Hey, this one could actually get used.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Magic Pug who bounces up the stairs like his feet are springs


There needs to be a remake of Rocky and The Magic Pug needs to play Rocky Balboa, because nobody can handle a set of stairs like he can. Press play below and then watch The Magic Pug take on those stairs again and try to tell me I'm wrong.


via HuffPo

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Amanda Seyfried Rapping Dressed As A Frog On Ellen Is The Best Thing Ever


If this isn’t proof that Amanda Seyfried could potentially be the coolest BFF ever, we don’t know what is. Not only can Ms. Amanda wear the hell out of a gown — McQueen, no less — but she looks like the sort of gal who could kick back a couple of tequilas and karaoke the hell out of a microphone. What’s not to love? Oh yeah, this. She may be one of the most gorgeous faces on screen at the moment, but she isn’t afraid to poke fun of herself. For example, she thinks nothing of throwing on a frog mask on national television. How do we know all of this? Not because we’re hanging with Amanda, sadly, but because that’s exactly what she did on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Minus the tequila. Or with tequila in her system, who knows. Ellen found out that the whole Les Miserables cast had gone out for a spot of karaoke while they were in Tokyo, Japan on promotional duties. Amanda admitted that she had done her bit on the mic after a couple of rounds of sake, dressed as a frog, natch. And Ellen isn’t anything if not well-prepared, so out came a frogs head costume and some sake. Sake, tequila: booze equals booze. This bascially turned into Amanda rapping California Love by Tupac, dressed in said frogs head. The clip’s above, for your viewing pleasure. It’s the best thing E.V.E.R.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

LOL of the Day


The executives from the Disney Channel are once again on the prowl for their next child star. Haha :D

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The 10 Best LOL-Worthy Twilight Funnies


While you were all off buying your Team Jacob T-shirts and getting last-minute supplies for your watch-all-the-films-in-a-row movie marathon, I've been gathering some of my favorite Twilight parodies and funnies. Share these with your friends while you wait in line, and enjoy!
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Monday, September 24, 2012

LOL of the Day: The Bad Lip Reading of The Hunger Games


Call me crazy, but the first thing I noticed about the new Bad Lip Reading of The Hunger Games wasn’t just that it’s laugh out loud amazing. It’s that much of the ridiculous dialogue could have been taken directly from the Hunger Games series. Okay, okay, maybe not the part about barfing on a sailor like a pig, but virtually everything else. Have you watched the video yet? Okay, then let’s look at this critically:
  • Katniss and Gale have the kind of close, easy friendship that might involve them discussing “the squirts.” (Oh, like you weren’t having the exact same conversation with your friends yesterday.) If we never actually read them discussing anyone’s “fudge puddles,” it’s probably because the concept of fudge didn’t survive the Dark Days.
  • “Scooby-Doo!” On the other hand, maybe Scooby-Doo did survive that far into the future. Maybe our great-great-great-grandchildren look at the show like we look at The Odyssey. “And lo, Shaggy shall be our Homer!”
  • Katniss is the queen, okaaaaaay?
  • What with all the Plutarch Heavensbees and Posy Hawthornes running around, there could have easily been a character named Codfish Joe. Ditto Bob the Human.
  • “The police ate Timothy!” The government is already responsible for a homicidal reality show and the practice of cutting out dissidents’ tongues. You really think the police wouldn’t eat Timothy? You are living in a fantasy world, ya’ll!
  • “Every night, I want you to hold Marvin the cat. He’s not a real cat.” Look, Peeta’s body is ravaged with infection when he and Katniss are hiding out during the Games. Cat-based hallucinations are completely plausible.
  • Also, Clove is sort of loco crazy.
  • “And that’s how babies grow?” Hey, we doubt those District 12 kids are getting comprehensive sex ed classes in school. Maybe Peeta just wanted to check and make sure!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Havey na Havey!

John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo reenacted their most memorable scenes from Star Cinema's hit 2007 film "One More Chance." This time, the two were asked to deliver their lines in gay linggo. Cruz and Alonzo are now busy promoting their 10th anniversary project "The Mistress." Gandang Gabi Vice, September 16, 2012. 

Dami ko tawa dito!!! HAHA :D


Friday, April 27, 2012

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Friday, February 17, 2012

Good Afternoon! Here’s A Dog Shaped Like A Penis

Also I know like .0005% of you are a little aroused right now. Close your laptop and take a walk, interact with a human ASAP.. I'll go ahead :P