Goose + Puppy + Dominoes = Best Fedex Commercial Ever Ever Ever

Here’s a new commercial from Fedex Canada featuring a goose in Montreal shipping some teeny cargo to a puppy in Florida using a series of intricate and awesome Fedex-box dominoes. If you’re not already watching the embed below, then I’m not sure what else to tell you. GO! DO IT!!!

Related question – did OK Go turn into a goose and a puppy? Answer, yes:

People Sh*tting Themselves In A Haunted House

Halloween is right around the corner. So what better time to get together with friends, family and loved ones and publicly sh*t yourself? That’s exactly what the Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, Canada aims to do. See, it’s a factory that produces Nightmares Fears, and as these photos will prove, business is booming. We still don’t know what it is, exactly, that is causing the following people to stop and drop and lose their effing minds out of terror, but whatever it is, we hope to never find out. Mainly because we look horrendous when terrified…

So dim the lights, light some candles and enjoy!

VERY NECESSARY CLOSE-UP:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/

WANT: Kate Middleton’s Canada Day Hat

Sometimes we just have to admit, “You know, that’s just a really cool hat”:

Well played, Kate. Or should I say, well pl-Eh?-yed? Nah, just well played. I’m just acting weird out of textbook CANADA HAT JEALOUSY :P

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/