TURTLE POWERFUL: A Deeply Moving Poem About Leonardo The Ninja Turtle

Here is one child’s touching, heartfelt ode to his “only friend”, Leonardo, the merciless, pizza-dropping leader of the Ninja Turtles. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted in a poem: rhymes, Pizza, Shredder, friendship, Cowabunga – you name it:

Hooray! The kid’s a regular RAPH Waldo Emerson.

Also, we wouldn’t be doing our blogger duty if we didn’t point out that this is quite possibly fake, but it’s awesome anyway, and we stopped caring about ‘realness’ like one soul ago (when we had one).

Good Idea Alert: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

Going viral right now? Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses, a Tumblr dedicated to pictures enhanced by faces from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise, in which tiny Raphaels, Michaelangelos, and even Bebops are sketched onto the noses of famous human people like Justin Bieber, Jennifer Lopez, and (my persona favorite) soul singer Ledisi.

So, yeah, it’s pretty important, considering the fact that a photo of Lil Wayne as a baby but with tattoos and piercings on his face, as well as a Ninja Turtle on his nose, is your next tattoo, naturally.