Showing posts with label michael fassbender. Show all posts
Showing posts with label michael fassbender. Show all posts

Friday, March 23, 2012

Let’s Watch Michael Fassbender Eat A Taco



Michael Fassbender stopped at one of LA’s many delicious taco stands on his way to LAX today. While there, he ate a taco. This is the GIF of his story.

I particularly like the “post-bite pushing up of the sunglasses” move.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

50 Reasons The Oscars Don’t Matter Anymore

The Academy Award nominations were announced, and we couldn’t help but notice an extreme oversight: No mention of Michael Fassbender’s amazing work in the sex-fueled thriller Shame. Now if you know me, and your name is Michael Fassbender, than this is a dream and I should probably gather my things and leave before he wakes up. If this is real life, however, then you know that my love for him is as infinite as his icy blue gaze. And his penis’ star turn in Shame should have easily nabbed him a nomination, if only for the benefit of Billy Crystal’s team of jokewriters.

The Oscars have lost their meaning. And here are 50 Reasons Why. And Fassy, if you’re reading this, I’m just making coffee in the other room. Be back in a second baaabe. *leaves rose on pillow*

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