Is That A Fart Bubble?

No, seriously, is it?? Probably not, but ever since Ryan Lochte admitted to playing the wrong kind of watersports in the pool and Michael Phelps nodded his agreement, I'm obsessed with knowing just where Olympic swimmers draw the bodily function line.  Okay, I'll stop there and yes I've given this way too much thought and I didn't want to take that terrifying journey alone so I forced you all along. You're welcome. 

The actual point to this post - yes, there really is a point - is to show you Louis Vuitton's latest ad, featuring THE MEDAL WINNINGEST OLYMPIAN OF ALL TIMEZ (USA!!!). The ad shows Phelps soaking in his Speedos like we all do in the tub and not giving a f>ck (a fart quite possibly, but not a f>ck) if his super rich retiring AT 27 ass splashes bath water all over his LV duffle bag.

Angelina Jolie Goes "SANS FARDS" For Her First Louis Vuitton Ad

Pietro Beccari, the vice president of Louis Vuitton, released this image of St. Angie Jo in their "Core Values" campaign and said that this ad is the truth since she doesn't have any make-up on her face, is wearing her own clothes, is carrying her own 6-year-old bag and posed in Maddox's native country of Cambodia. Yes, Angie is supposed to be SANS FARDS in this mess.The picture was taken on a green marsh in Cambodia's Siem Reap province, where St. Angie remains active in community development.

You can't tell from this picture but Maddox is sitting in that bag while giving Angie a "you ain't fooling anyone with that SANS FARDS shit" side-eye. Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Photoshop!

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