George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford All End Up In Bed Together For New Tequila Campaign

Do all famous people know each other? Do they only start business ventures with other famous people? Because this pairing — George Clooney and Cindy Crawford‘s mogul, extremely handsome husband Rande Gerber — seems perfect. The two gentlemen have been buddies and business partners forever and have just recently launched a tequila called ’Casamigos.’ The campaign for the new spirit is jaw-dropping and involves possibly every fantasy anyone could have. It features George with his mega-hot girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, and Cindy with Randy and it gets … heavy. Which is the polite term for “everyone drinks tequila and ends up in bed with each other.” We see Rande walking in with George and Cindy in bed with other, with Cindy looking like this is a Coyote Ugly kind of situation. It’s not, Cindy. Then, George walks in on Stacy and Cindy and looks like a kid who just got his candy stolen. Lastly, Cindy and Stacy walk in on Rande and George. Relax, the video is SFW and quite hilarious. Who knew that Stacy had such perfect timing? And while the advertisement, tongue firmly in cheek, urges you to “Please Drink Responsibly” we’re just going to say that we don’t want to, if it’ll give us a shot with Clooney.

George Clooney Becomes Prison’s Most Eligible Rapechelor #FreeClooney

In America’s first ever case of reverse racial profiling, George Clooney had been arrested last week while protesting Sudan’s blockage of food and aid to its people outside of the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C. And whoo chillle, if I was a man in prison right now, I’d be pulling a Savion Glover all over my jail furniture in anticipation of laying eyes on the Cloonster. 

Yes, there he stood, wearing his manly beard and dad jeans, ever the stoic half-face Time Magazine cover, not once looking scared of jail. Which is perhaps the wrong reaction. Because I’m guessing he’s going to walk out of those barbed-wire gates looking like this:

i.e. STILL AMAZING. 

Ahead, many many more photos of Clooney looking ever the corrupt politician.

[Photos: Getty]

Best Oscar Reaction Shot: George Clooney Watching Cirque Du Soleil

The always-charitable George Clooney watching the Oscars Cirque Du Soleil performance:

Best cutaway of the night? Excluding Nolte ones, obviously.

Meet The World’s Most Convincing George Clooney Lookalike

David Glendon, an actor in Kilkenny, Ireland, just earned himself a trip to the Oscars by winning a local bar’s George Clooney Lookalike Contest. Just take one look at him from across the room while squinting and you can definitely see why:

HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE CLOONS!!!!!!!! Are we SURE this pic is undoctored?? They have to be twins. Are we POSITIVE they’re not twins? I demand a DNA test.

Alright, fine, so maybe he doesn’t look ‘exactly’ like George Clooney, but it makes sense when you see the runners-up:

Still not convinced? Then just try to pick out the real George Clooney in this photo:

IT’S LIKE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR!!! One of those fun house mirrors that completely distorts your appearance but retains your gender and race and keeps your age within a two-decade ballpark. (The real George Clooney is the one on the right, for the record).

Have fun at the Oscars, dude! Just don’t trick Stacy Keibler into going home with you!!! ***WINK***

The Longest Staring Contest Ever

George Clooney brought his latest contract girl Stacy Keibler to the Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala and as they made their way up the red carpet, they stopped and stared at each other. Just like they stared at each other in London....and Paris...and New York. That's what they do. They stare at each other like an old couple sitting in the middle of a Sizzler who just silently stare at each other as they chew on their all-you-can eat shrimp. This leads me to believe that Stacy isn't pinning George down and forcing him to suck on her strap-on, they're just in a really long staring contest.

Hint to Stacy: Just coo out the word "marriage" and George will blink with his entire body.

Or wait. Maybe this isn't a staring contest at all. Maybe they are blinking. Maybe George learned from his past mistakes, so from now on he's training all of his temporary pieces to communicate by Morse Code through blinking. That way they won't speak with their mouths, because George hates that. Love you much Georgie!

Cloosling Time

Look at these two refined gentlemen…smirkin’, eyebrow-raisin’ and blinkin’ their way into our pants hearts.. Oooh yeah!

I know WHO I want to take me home :P hahah
Happy Weekend :D