Let’s Consolidate The Vow And The Lucky One

Look, I know you love your romantic comedies.. 

I think we can all agree that The Vow and the new Zac Efron / Taylor Schilling movie The Lucky One don’t BOTH need to exist:



I’ve gone ahead and done us all a favor and combined them into one movie, which should save us some space:



Boom! Streamlined. 

Every Time you Watch Jersey Shore, A Book Dies

This is a public service ad campaign being run by Random House. It suggests that every time you watch an episode of the addictive MTV reality show Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide (one imagines by self-flammability). Which, if that’s the case, remove all sharp objects from your libraries vicinity because nothing, not even the death of books, is going to get me to stop watching Jersey Shore. Waheheheh :D