David Hasselhoff Rides A Pony In The Sky, And The Internet Is Done

Siamese sheep twins! Ponies in the sky! David Hasselhoff!

 

No, it’s not the result of your scarfing down a jar of peanut butter right before you hit the hay last night, although it may very well be.

It’s actually crucial elements to a campaign from Air New Zealand, where their marketing team is actually a bunch of geniuses who, unlike most brands, actually understand the internet. Adults in sheep costumes? The star of Baywatch being a weirdo? Backlit clouds and a pony? It’s like these guys found the key to the internet and unlocked our hearts and minds.

Good job, Air New Zealand. And you, too, Hoff.

Lindsay Lohan Passed Out On Sesame Street!

Oh wait. That’s not Sesame Street. It’s a viral marketing campaign for Air New Zealand featuring a Triumph the Insult Comic Dog knockoff named Rico, who is allegedly a squirrel? Whatever. You just do you, Air New Zealand!

 

It must have cost that country several bags of ca$h to get Lindsay Lohan, of all people, to sit down for a “candid” interview in which she must play a good sport while being subtly berated by a puppet. Cuz, honestly, what’s going on? Her hair is white, her lips are inflated, and everything is very, very sad.

But maybe she’ll fly to New Zealand for free now? Do they have courthouses in New Zealand? Can you drink and drive and be a part-time lesbian? Wish you were here, LiLo!